152304

Joke of the Day

"Miracle? They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."

"You can't be a real country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER."

"How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk"

"Basic Instinct Star Cast in ""The Carpenters"" Biopic This summer: SHARON IS KAREN"

"Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely"

"There are 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree murders, but why are there no 90th degree murders? Because murder is not right"

"If the salvation army wants a donation from me then they better get a kettle big enough to put my son in."

"So there was a kidnapping in one of the local schools Teacher woke him up though."

"The size of a woman's bag is directly proportional to how crazy she is."

"Jesse Pinkman created an app that shows which coffee shops are serving Pumpkin Spice flavored beverages... He wrote it in BASIC, Bitch!"