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Joke of the Day
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."
Next Joke
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim ( say to tune of Mario song )"
"So you are distantly related to the family next door are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother."
"What type of people do vampires like? Type O positive people."
"What is long hard and makes you cry. Your cell mate"
"Why didn't Hitler cross the road? Because he could nazi anything"
"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""
"I'm a fartartist The fart is silent"
"How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One....Two...One, Two..."
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"