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Joke of the Day
"David Hasselhoff just changed his name to ""David Hoff"" If anything, it's less of a hassel."
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"Why is Jesus terrible in bed? Because it takes three days for him to rise again, and two thousand years to come twice."
"My husband is playing Super Mario Bros with our sons and one of them is having a MAJOR tantrum. Sadly, it's my husband."
"I've always wondered what I'm saying when I meow back at my cats."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? Roll up her sleeve!"
"What does a scientologist and an almond have in common? They are both nuts."
"*stares into wormhole* Whoa man, cool. *gets slapped by worm* Pervert! *worm wiggles away*"
"Life is like a penis Its very short but when it gets hard it seems very long"
"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew."