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Joke of the Day
"Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'Wayne King', damn auto correct."
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"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."
"What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !"
"I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come."
"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."
"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put a plunger in the toilet"
"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."
"I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don't need that kind of incentive to visit again."
"911: what's your emergency? M: I'm out of ketchup. 911: miss I don't think u get how 911 works. M: I DONT THINK U GET HOW HOT DOGS WORK"