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Joke of the Day

"Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea."

"Why can't women play sports They can't wear the same clothes as 11 other women"

"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."

"How do mermaids have sex? They mermate"

"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number that you've probably never heard of. I'd explain it but you probably wouldn't get it."

"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"why does the ad before the thing I want to watch play with ease but the thing I want to watch is like OH NO I'M FREAKING OUT BUFFER! BUFFER!"

"I just hired a new employee and he claimed it has been months since his last bowel movement. Needless to say one way or another, he's full of shit."