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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."
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"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."
"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."
"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it."
"What do you do once you're done raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers"
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."
"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"
"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."