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Joke of the Day
"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."
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"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."
"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."
"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."
"What should you do if you find yourself at a my chemical romance gig? Mope the fuck outta there."
"Birdhood A single shot film with no cuts and a running time of 12 years."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."
"Baby needs a costume? Wrap it in tin foil. Baked potato. Next question."
"Guess what I did today.... i 2^3 "
"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times... Then I pick up the block, and put it back in the toy box."