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Joke of the Day

"Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad? From the looks of it, your dad won"

"What's the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence."

"What do you call a fish with diarrhea? A Pooper Grouper!!!!!"

"If I could have any superpower in the world It would have to be Cold War era Russia."

"Females will stop speaking to their friends over the littlest things, but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times."

"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"mum is mad that she bought me a treadmill & i never use it. shes wrong; i put a burger on it just this morning and had it zoom into my mouth"

"Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep the beet."

"A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken... The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, ""Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."""