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Joke of the Day

"I just farted real loud and my car alarm went off. Some guy is stealing it but I wanted you guys to know about my fart. Be right back."

"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"

"Anyone who's says, ""It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"", has obviously never gone through a divorce."

"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw up a - wait, shit."

"I just finished designing a website for an orphanage There isn't a home page"

"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."

"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."