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Joke of the Day

"What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI? They both were recently ironed."

"If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone."

"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."

"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"

"What happens when you put Nutella on salmon? You get salmonella"

"How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor? He dropped the base."

"A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad."

"I want to call my daughter Bellaillusions... because tricks are something a whore does for money."

"Did you guys know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."

"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"