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Joke of the Day

"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"

"Driving I hate when I'm driving at a reasonable fucking speed and some asshole behind me is frantically trying to get around me. Oh you have to go put out a fire? We all have places to go buddy."

"My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag."

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""

"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."

"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."

"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"

"What's the difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with the light on."

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, It means a lot."