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Joke of the Day

"What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? Stick"

"What's a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? Long John silvers"

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."

"If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar."

"[paying at chipotle] ME: i got a burrito CLERK: that'll be ten dollars ME: with guac CLERK: that'll be ten thousand dollars"

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"

"Alan Rickman has passed away. He was going through a bad spell."

"What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ? They fixed it because their the fawns"