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Joke of the Day

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."

"What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"

"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."

"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass."""

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."

"Have you heard about the gay bees with allergies? They come out in hives."

"I see dead people. Well technically they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes."

"I told my girlfriend I could use a little pussy She said ""me too, mine's as big as a house."" Credit: Predator (1987)"