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Joke of the Day
"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."
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"mark, my words. *mark brings me a dictionary* thanks mark"
"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"
"What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom? A comic relief."
"I opened what I thought was a can of whoop-ass, but it turned out to be Whoomp! And there it is, all over my floor."
"Don't tell me you love weddings, you love open bars."
"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."
"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."
"What do you call someone who is great at casting?? A Mastercaster hahahahahah"