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Joke of the Day

"A zendetta is when you launch a blood feud against a killer who murdered your entire family, but remain pretty chill about the whole thing."

"I ran into my ex the other day... Then I put the car in reverse and backed into her again."

"I always looked up to my Grandad... I especially remember his last words. Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!!!"

"St. Peter: Why should I let you into heaven? Me: Once a coworker said ""supposably"" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here"

"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"

"NSFW Dad walks into a room And sees his daughter masturbating with a carrot. ""Daamn"" - he says: ""I was going to eat that later! And now it's gonna taste like carrots!!!"""

"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"

"Where can you find the speed of light? At C level"

"Watching a cooking show when ""We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"" I bet that went down well."

"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"