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Joke of the Day
"There are no black ninjas.. Only Incognegroes."
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"My hair is beautiful.* *Conditioner applied."
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."
"Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they're already in tiny little bags!"
"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."
"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"If you keep your child on a leash in public, I will not hesitate to ask ""Does he bite?"""
"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."
"Fortune teller said my boss would suffer a deadly accident. But, I already knew that. I needed to know if the police would figure it out."
"What's the difference in red and purple...? ... How hard you squeeze it."