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Joke of the Day
"There are no black ninjas.. Only Incognegroes."
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"So. I'm gonna tell you guys a little about my sex life."
"[driving 2 school] *looks back,sees toothbrushes in child carseats WAIT! IF YOU'RE HERE THEN... [cut to kids at home, covered in toothpaste]"
"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."
"[job int] ""Under skills u put 'not being afraid of pigeons'."" [nervously shifts in chair] ""That's right. Why? Do any pigeons work here?"""
"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
"'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'"
"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"
"What's the most Ghetto cheese? E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)"