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Joke of the Day

"The fun part about being white is that I can sing an ""Ebony and Ivory"" duet with my shadow when I'm lonely."

"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"

"I took a bus home last night That may not be a big deal to you, but I have never reposted before."

"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."

"What did Robin Williams suicide note say? ""Sorry guys...I gotta go see about a girl."""

"Wanna hear a joke? My fucking grades after my midterms."

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."

"What do you call a dog with no tongue? Dirty bollocks"

"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."