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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a knock knock joke? Two men walk into a bar. (credit to my friend who has no Reddit account)"

"Did you hear that the king of the jungle fell into a deep, deep sleep? He's a lion in a coma."

"Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car."

"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."

"What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!"

"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."

"Her:How long before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"" Dr.:No one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

"Why was Jimmy sad? Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face."

"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."