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Joke of the Day

"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."

"Did you hear about the new $5 million dollar Kentucky State Lottery? The winner gets $5 for a million years."

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."

"Her: You have a cigarette machine in your kitchen? Me: Well it would look ridiculous in the living room..."

"Bartender says,""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into the bar."

"Maybe Hitler did nothing wrong... Maybe he was reich."

"Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future."

"I admire the way that, even with millions of followers, celebrities on Twitter rarely succumb to the pressure to be funny."

"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."