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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe people say people who don't believe in climate change don't care about the environment. Just look how well they recycle their arguments!"

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"Potato potato tomato tomato It works better when spoken..."

"Where did the English teacher and the student fight? in the MLA boxing ring"

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."

"[coming through customs] Okay Sir 1 last thing before we're done. Is there anything you'd like to declare? *slams passport* ""I've had sex."""

"What do you call a handjob in a swimming pool? A pull noodle"

"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"

"""AAAAHH EARTHQUAKE! Oh good, now it is snowing"" - If I lived in a snow globe."

"Aquaman: Come on in the water is great. Ironman: Sorry dude I have rust issues."