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Joke of the Day

"What did the flight attendant say to the vulture who dragged two dead raccoons onto the flight? I'm sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion"

"Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary? They couldn't afford it."

"*takes personality test* *fails*"

"Q: Did you hear the one about the fruit on trial? A: It was judged by a jury of his pears."

"""I'll never forget you Jack"" ""Can I float on that wood too, Rose?"" ""I'll always remember you"" ""Seems like there's room for--"" ""Goodbye Jack"""

"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"HAPPY APRIL FOOLS GUYS!! I hope I'm not too late. Uploaded with Internet Explorer ."

"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."