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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when someone sexts you? Naughtyfications"
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"Last CsGo update"
"What is Cthulu's favorite pizza? deep dish"
"Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying ""Happy Presidents Day, sir"" with a wink"
"How was your day? -You know in Die Hard when he runs barefoot over broken glass? That bad? -Oh no. It's just a cool scene. My day was decent"
"Never date a Theater person... ... wayyy too much Drama..."
"I've been constipated for four days I'm getting real tired of this shit."
"For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun."
"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."
"""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" *Hitler rubs chin* So mine less. [GRAMMAR NAZI BUSTS IN] ""MINE FEWER."" [Hitler looks up] Yes?"