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Joke of the Day

"My favorite one liner ever!!! Last night I walked into a bar it hurt"

"Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls."

"Autocannibalism is self-serving."

"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"

"""We met in church."" Lies we tell kids."

"What do you call sex with a Pixar DVD? F*cking Up."

"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"

"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"

"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"