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Joke of the Day
"What does bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? Honey, I'll be home in twenty minutes"
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"It's hard to take Star Trek's vision of the future seriously since everyone's not constantly on Twitter."
"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."
"Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"How can a cat walk with no feet? He can't, it's impawsible."
"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !"
"Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout"
"What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast? sand."
"My family crest is just a photo of someone letting it go to voicemail."