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Joke of the Day
"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."
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"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."
"Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, ""Nope unintended!"""
"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."
"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."
"Cops said my blood alcohol level was above the legal limit which is crazy because I don't even drink blood alcohol."
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."
"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
"My grandfather died of asbestosis. Took 6 months to cremate him. This works better in person when you get the other person believing you first."
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"