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Joke of the Day
"What's the ugliest tree in the world? Yew"
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"Lost my first follower today. Funeral is Tuesday. Will be live tweeting. It's what he would have wanted."
"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."
"Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid-air I would probably eat it."
"What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"
"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."
"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""
"What does the shy little pebble wish for? To be a little Bolder."