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Joke of the Day
"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"
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"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."
"You wanna hear an offensive joke? Keemstar."
"Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you."
"What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press"
"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."