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Joke of the Day

"Why did the power go out when Optimus Prime got his first blow job? Someone blew a transformer."

"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"

"I'm not religious until you need help moving on a Sunday."

"Now if they could just make PokemonStop.. I could sit and actually enjoy this game! In playin pokemon Yellow right now ; p"

"What's a dogs favorite TV show? Bones."

"What did the fish say to the concrete wall? Dam!"

"Tifu by farting in my girlfriend's face It was a shitty thing to do."

"What is Atheism? A non-prophet organization."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."

"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"