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Joke of the Day
"What was Amanda Todds favorite cocktail? Sex on the bleach."
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"What is the best url for a bukkake website? www.facefullof.com edit: wow i did not know this lead to an actual site???!!!!"
"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what's a patio ?"
"A girl says to a salesman, ""I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."" He says, ""Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"""
"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."
"Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now... BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"
"A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said ""It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"""
"Justin Bieber's birth certificate... was an apology letter from the condom factory."