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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the ghost have any babies? Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)"
Next Joke
"Dinner guests coming over later and I got nothing. Does anyone know how to turn beef jerky back into steaks?"
"Husband says to his wife ""do you smell that"" wife says ""no?"" Husband says ""me neither so start cooking"""
"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."
"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."
"Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face"
"Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea."
"I tried to rob a binoculars store today... But they saw me coming a mile away"
"So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention... So a guy goes to a bratwurst convention hoping to pick up some chicks. He went home alone though; the place was a total sausage fest."