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Joke of the Day

"If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission.. They should just call U2 and ask how they did it"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"

"I'm allergic to alcohol... Every time I drink it, I break out in handcuffs..."

"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"

"Why Trump is the most religious president in United States history? He got Every Juan praying!"

"A Russian businessman has been ordered to pay his wife $4.5 billion in what is being called the world's most expensive divorce. Then L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling said, ""Stay tuned."""

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"

"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."