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Joke of the Day

"My brother said he's incontinent. Yeah, he said he's wet his pants in nearly every nation in the world."

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"I bet Flo Rida sometimes wishes he went with the name 'In Diana' instead."

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys... medium."

"Computer backup systems are expensive so I include ""Death To America"" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written."

"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"

"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"

"A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer... ... It was chicken karma"

"this is the police, we have u surrounded come out with your hands on ur head, then ur shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes"