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Joke of the Day
"Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money? All their work is pro Bono."
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"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"
"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""
"What did one plane said to the other plane? Can I crash at your place?"
"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."
"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."
"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."
"QUEM TEM CHEFE E INDIO NHOQUE EP 1 (trilha sonora para youtube) Aprenda nada sobre cozinha"
"Making popcorn for these Facebook movies."