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Joke of the Day
"Who delivers presents to the hood? Crip Cringle."
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"What did the former governor of California say after he helped the old lady cross the street? I'm Arnold to assist you."
"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""
"Martin Shkreli has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford."
"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"
"What did the redneck get on his SAT? Drool."
"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."
"Want to hear a joke? Youtube's Copyright System"