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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."

"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"

"What does a condom have in common with a coffin? Ones for coming and ones for going."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it seen the Salad dressing ( I'll see myself out)"

"What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black? A ripe bananna"

"One dog asks another dog how 2014 has been for him. He answers ""It has been a ruff year""."

"On a microwave, typing in 90 gives you a longer cooking time than typing in 100. MIND BLOWN"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up What I'm doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog."

"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather. He won't be able to read it anyway."