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Joke of the Day

"Pulled a bird the other night... She begged me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched in her in the kidneys."

"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"Pornstar Lisa Ann has retired... I wonder if she read her contract and realised she was getting screwed..."

"Joke What is a bed's motto"

"Today my wife was on her knees before me. ...screaming: ""Don't you hide under the bed, asshole!"""

"Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."

"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"