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Joke of the Day

"What comes after 69? mouthwash."

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"

"If you tweet about orthopedic shoes enough, you don't even need to write ""No DMs"" in your bio."

"I tried to convince the grape that she had dried out... But I just couldn't raisin with her. I'll see myself out."

"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."

"The Holocaust was real... How dare you deny The Holocaust?! My grandfather died in Auschwitz man Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower."

"A movie ticket for baby should cost at least $50."

"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."

"A man with a... A man with a twelve in penis can't spel."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."