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Joke of the Day

"And now I remember why I don't trust toilets at service stations..... ....they're usually full of shit."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""

"Yet another really bad joke A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."

"Why should you always invite Amish people to a party? They know how to raise the roof."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"

"What does Pluto have up on Palestine? At least Pluto exists"

"Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up."

"whats a frogs favourite type of shoe... open toaded shoes"