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Joke of the Day

"If porno was realistic, there would be kids knocking on the door yelling that spongebob was on a commercial break."

"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."

"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."

"When is the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30"

"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"

"Did you hear about that new species of mosquito? It's called the Nickelback, it really sucks."

"I see right through Caitlin Jenner Because she's trans-parent"

"Jewish woman why do jewish women only sleep with jewish men? they wont touch anything that isn't 5 percent off."

"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."

"Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing."