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Joke of the Day
"How do Russians in the taiga make fun of each other online? -bullying"
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"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"
"Kinda messed up that marijuana is just a plant. Like, what other plants are drugs? *tries to smoke a carrot* Yea I guess I'm feelin it"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo weighs a ton while a zippo is a little lighter."
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"
"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."
"Who likes bad jokes What do you get when you crash a ford focus with a ford fiesta. A ford fusion"
"What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!"