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Joke of the Day
"I've got an inferiority complex. But frankly, it's not a very good one."
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"haha lol ownded dad!!!! u may thimk its nice that u get a fathers day once a year, but ther is a son day evrey week"
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"I know almost 100 jokes about scales, but only 1 of them is good... All the rest are tareable"
"Why is women's soccer so rare? It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit."
"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"
"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"
"You know, I'm really glad Ben Carson didn't end up being Secretary of Education. I really didn't want our kids learning that the food pyramid was built to store grain."
"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"
"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"