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Joke of the Day

"Spain's king, Juan Carlos, has stepped down from the throne to make way for his son, who is more popular. Which, by the way, would be the worst ""Game of Thrones"" episode ever."

"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"Cameron Cameroff"

"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."

"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"

"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."

"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"

"Clean sheet day!! *brushes Pringles crumbs over to his side of the bed*"