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Joke of the Day

"A Giraffe walks into a bar...... .... He looks at everyone and says: ""High Balls on me!"""

"The only Plato I care about is a big Plato spaghetti"

"Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!"

"It's funny how the Chinese are competing to win back medals they probably made a month ago!"

"Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a [karma whore](/spoiler)."

"Yes, of course I love French films. Have you seen Rugrats in Paris?"

"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."

"Erectile Dysfunction is hard to live with"

"How To Impress Your Boss 1. Show up early. 2. Have all the tools you need. 3. Read the strategy guide. 4. Aim for the big glowing weak spot (usually the eyes)."

"Do people who criticize the presidents daughter for smoking pot forget that the last Republican vice president shot his friend in the face."