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Joke of the Day
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""
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"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."
"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."
"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."
"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."
"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."
"hi reddit okay bye reddit"
"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""
"Thinking about free healthcare and how much it's going to cost me?"
"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."