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Joke of the Day
"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."
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"Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip."
"Jaws (1975): A shark is murdered on his vacation."
"A man takes his wife out to dinner one night. The wife says, ""I want you to treat me like a princess."" The husband drives his Mercedes into a wall."
"Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!"
"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."
"Few people know that inventor of the car alarm Enrico Irritanti never owned an automobile. He did, however, passionately hate his neighbors."
"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella"
"If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once."
"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"