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Joke of the Day
"I like my puns like I like my sausages... the wurst ones are the best."
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"I just told my brother he was adopted, his response was, ""At least they picked me"""
"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there."
"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."
"Why are camouflage jokes always great? Because you never see them coming."
"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"
"They say 1 glass of wine a day is good for your heart. But what about 7 glasses of wine once a week? I'll let you know how that works out."
"My friend, who is a landscaper, was cheating on his wife and I told him to stop. He replied, ""it's hard man.. I got to much love for the hoes"""
"Give a man a jacket, and he'll be warm for a week. Teach a man to jacket, and he'll stay inside for months."