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Joke of the Day

"When women go to the restroom together that's so you can make out, right?"

"The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003."

"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"

"It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your "" boyfriend"" and she dial's up Domino's pizza"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!"

"Can I play Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!"

"Son, when a man and a woman love each other very much that means they've probably only been dating 6-8 months."

"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."