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Joke of the Day

"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"Two Scarecrows are standing out in a field... One says to the other, ""Hey man!"""

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."

"What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head? A subturban!"

"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"

"When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him ?"

"What do you call a politician in a house fire? Burning Sanders!"

"If you own a big home and someone tells you to go big or go home, you get trapped in a paradox forever and can't even die. I'm serious."

"It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say."