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Joke of the Day

"Man #1 was talking to man #2. Man #2 asked man #1 how his wife Nature was doing. He said ""fine"" Then they heard ""It's time to go!"" #1 said ""well Nature is calling, I've got to go #2."

"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""

"Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates? I guess that some people just want to see the world turn"

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"

"If a geologist is in deep schist, it probably isn't very gneiss"

"[wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]"

"cop: could you please describe the man who tried to kill you me: yeah he was not nice"

"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"

"Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread."

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"