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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"

"Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise? He was looking for the Captain's log."

"An owl told me a great joke the other day. Oh man, *it was a hoot*!"

"Why is called a Pap Smear? Sounds better than a Cunt Scrape"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"I can turn anything into a boomerang just by throwing it straight up"

"Did you hear Bruce Willis tried to overdose on viagra? He wanted to Die Hard."

"What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg? Chocolate Ice Cream in July!"