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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A Fruit Stand"
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"Watson walks into room and sees Sherlock having sex. He inquires is she in high school. Sherlock replies.. Elementary! My dear Watson"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"
"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"
"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."
"Doctor: I'm glad to say the ear operation was a success Patient: WHAT"
"When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids."
"ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?"
"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"