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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but ""helper monkeys"" Me: *lowers hand*"

"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."

"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"

"What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around? Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!"

"People ask me why I don't have any tattoos. I tell em "" would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?"

"What do a clitoris,an anniversary and a toilet have in common??? Men usually miss all three."

"What is the poor part of Italy called? The spaghetto"

"Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot? Because he Neverlands"

"A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard."

"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."