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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Project's way behind. Suggestions? I'm willing to try anything. Me: *raises hand* Him: Anything but ""helper monkeys"" Me: *lowers hand*"

"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"

"I decided to stop buying CDs and MP3s and start buying only vintage records. And that's vinyl."

"January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday"

"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"

"What do you call an Asian lobster? A crustasian"

"Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere."

"Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope."

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"Who's a good example of a Swedish Spaniard? Per Ejemplo."