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Joke of the Day

"People ask me why I don't have any tattoos. I tell em "" would you put a bumper sticker on your ferrari?"

"Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'"

"I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said ""sank you."" So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that"

"Introverts should get a 26.2 sticker for when they have to talk on the phone multiple times in a day."

"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."

"Dark jokes are a slippery slope... One guy slipped and never told a joke again."

"Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!"

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."

"I had a childhood friend who had a speech impediment Needless to say, I kick ass at Mad Gab"