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Joke of the Day
"""The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach."" - The worst surgeon in the world"
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"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"I worked as a programmer for autocorrect but the fried me for no raisin #PunYourJob"
"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"
"Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat."
"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""
"Detroit is the first city to make community college free! There are no community colleges in Detroit."